Drop-Crotch Shorts
This is an unsettling trend that has emerged recently. I understand the appeal - no constricting fabric around your boy-parts. However, I promise that this is a fad that will go the way of mullets and shoulder pads, and in the future you will rue the day you decided to wear a pair of shorts that uses the word “crotch” as a helpful descriptive word.
Dress shoes. Not so dressy shoes. These Regains are versatile. I mean, I wouldn’t go hiking in them, but still versatile.
ESSENTIAL: THE GREY WOOL TIE
This bad boy is perfect for looking tight during sweater weather. Avoid during the summer months (it’s wool, you know? Doesn’t really scream “ice cream and swimming pools).
Don’t get hit…get hit on.
Men’s fashion…it should be so easy. But too often, designers and fashion media create and perpetuate styles that are impractical at best. But it doesn’t have to be that way. Dress simply, pay attention to detail, and listen to that voice in your head that says “Mesh shirt=will get me accidentally hate-crimed”.
Trovato Button-Up:
This is a great shirt for a dude. You look like you give a shit, but you don’t look like you’d cry if someone spilled grape juice on you. It also looks like it would breathe (important during hot months, obvi). Roll up those sleeves and you’re looking cool (zing!).
Not necessarily an essential, but nothing makes a dude look like he’s comfortable like a cable-knit sweater. Not just for fishermen anymore.
